17 thoughts I have at the dentist

1. This waiting room is like Gehenna
2. Great, now you're late. It's not like I ran here or anything.
3. Wow, you're not gonna need all that equipment are you?
4. You've lost my file...that means I can go home right?
5. Nope, you've found it. Great.
6. How do you expect me to answer your questions with that drill in my mouth?
7. There is only a certain amount of time I can keep my mouth open
8. Now you've put that drill on my chest...is that even legal?
9. This glue makes me gag
10. Yes, I do floss everyday.
11. Hehe, I can see up your nose.
12. Wait, that's a bit gross.
13. Now my nose itches. Stop.
14. Right, so if you turn out to be a murderer, there is an emergency escape ladder there. Good to know.
15. You've run out of paper towels, now what do I do?
16. I can go home now? Thank you!
17. Come back next month? Noooo!